How Strange

Maggie and I were shopping, because she had a gift card to a particular store. I was getting frustrated, because she wasn't even trying to find anything to buy, and I had made a special trip to help her. In the meantime, Mom called me to see if I had called Lady Gaga yet. Of course I hadn't, so she got frustrated with me.

On our way to meet up with other people, Maggie and I took a different route than normal. It was very hilly and fun to drive on. It went through a beautiful field. We were riding with the windows down, blasting music, and breathing fresh air. Then, the road ended. We got really creeped out, so we went back the way we came.

Cut to the wilderness. There were cabins and a lake. I was driving to our cabin when I saw a huuuuuge grizzly bear. It was meandering amongst the people; it was totally unthreatening. It went to the lake and caught a fish. I was so impressed.

My family, friends, and a bunch of other random people were hanging out in a giant cabin. We were in a circle having an intense discussion about something. I got a phone call, so I walked into a different room to take it. It was about a job offer. The offer was from a religious organization, and it would include driving around the state of MO and delivering pamphlets to various churches.

I thought the whole thing was a little sketchy, and I told the lady (her name began with a J) that I would call her back with my decision. "Well, actually, I'm here. Let's talk about it." I decide that the job isn't for me, and J runs furiously into the room where the other people are talking. She goes to my mom and tells her about the job. My mom asks again if I had called Lady Gaga, and of course I had not. She said that I should take the job. I refuse. J storms around the room, breaking bottles of alcohol (specifically vodka).

Then, I woke up.

Analyze that.

My mom was really weirded out by it.