"Your day must have been better than mine; I broke my ankle."

Well, suck it up, and stop being such a dumbass.

I know he's not a happy person; I know that he's very lonely most of the time. I also know that all of this is his own doing and that I will never ever feel bad for him. The people who could help totally see him as an upstanding and amiable citizen.

I'm bitter right now, but I'll be better in the morning.

And, I'll be great when I'm through with him.